Im not gay lyrics

I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
It's hard to be a guy like me
Queer in Dallas closet-free
So I moved to Austin just to see
Dressed in drag my ass got beat
I'm a homo like a refugee
Looking for that homo spree
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
San Anton became my home
But I felt just like a Greek in Rome
So I moved to Houston for some tail
But got beat up and thrown in jail
I'm a homo like a refugee
Looking for that homo spree
It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
Naked in the retrograde
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock
Where I found my playmate
One thing that I must proclaim "I'm not gay"
"I just pretend I am when I'm drunk"
"I have a girlfriend, I'm not gay"
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock
Where I found my playmate
One thing that I must proclaim "I'm not gay"
"I just pretend I am when I'm drunk"
"I have a girlfriend, I'm not gay"
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay

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[intro: j pee]
j pee baby, yup, yup
yeah, you know what it is
check this sh-t out man
check it out, check it out
check it out, yeah

[verse 1: j pee]
chillin’ with my homies at the home depot
(home depot)
buyin’ screws and nails, manly sh-t you know?
(you know?)
my homie says to me “what kind of drill you want?”
(he asked me)
so i said i wanted one right in the -ss

what?

[hook 1: j pee]
i’m not g-y
i’m not g-y
it was a joke guys, come on
i’m not g-y
i like vag more than a p-rnstar scandal
but can i get the drill with the bright pink handle?

[verse 2: j pee]
playin’ tackle football with my homies in the park
had to wrap it up cause it was gettin’ dark
(gettin’ dark)
the other team was looking straight scary as sh-t
(ooooo)
but my quarterback, he ain’t having none of it
(he ain’t scared)
he looked at me and told me no matter where i was at
my priority job was to protect the sack
(okay)
so fourth down, he bends over and yells “hike!”
so i went and grabbed his b-lls!

uhhh…

[hook 2: j pee]
i’m not g-y
i’m not g-y
i’m just doing my job, step off
i’m not g-y
it’s not like i was purposefully tryin’ to feel them
(i wasn’t)
i just care about the safety of your future children
(godfather)
i’m not g-y, i’m not g-y
quit telling me that, man
i’m not g-y
next time i’ll just let your b-lls get mangled, son
p.s.

[Verse 2: J Pee] Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark (Gettin' dark) The other team was looking straight scary as sh** (Ooooo) But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it (He ain't scared) He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at My priority job was to protect the sack (Okay) So fourth down, he bends over and yells "Hike!" So I went and grabbed his balls!

[Hook 2: J Pee] I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm just doing my job, step off I'm not gay It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them (I wasn't) I just care about the safety of your future children (Godfather) I'm not gay, I'm not gay Quit telling me that, man I'm not gay Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son P.S. I didn't know that you were so well hung [Verse 3: J Pee] Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood (Hollywood) Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like "Damn b**h, you fine!" ...f** [Hook 3: J Pee] I'm not gay guys That ain't me I'm just comfortable with my s**uality So I can admit when I see a guy Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs And the tightest a**, and those sculpted calves And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod And ohh my god, take your pants off Um..

f** it [Hook 4: J Pee] I'm gay I'm f**ing gay I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling "Hey!" I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your bu*t (That's me) And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?" Yeah! [Hook 1: J Pee] I'm not gay I'm not gay It was a joke guys, come on I'm not gay I like vag more than a p**nstar scandal But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?

i didn’t know that you were so well hung

[verse 3: j pee]
strollin’ with my homies in west hollywood
(hollywood)
wasn’t my idea because i’m not g-y
dude walks by me with his shirt off, and i was like
“d-mn b-tch, you fine!”

…f-ck

[hook 3: j pee]
i’m not g-y guys
that ain’t me
i’m just comfortable with my s-xuality
so i can admit when i see a guy
who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes
and a rock hard chest, and rippling abs
and the tightest -ss, and those sculpted calves
and those bulging quads, and the perfect bod
and ohh my god, take your pants off

um..
f-ck it

[hook 4: j pee]
i’m so g-y
i’m f-cking g-y
i’m the dude wearin’ nail polish yelling “hey!”
i’m the dude at the party who’ll grab your b-tt
(that’s me)
and when you turn around and look at me i’ll be like “what?”
yeah!
i’m g-y
(i’m g-y)
i’m h-lla g-y
i watch zac efron movies every sat-rday
and normal self expression doesn’t suit me either
that’s why my degree is in musical theater
i’m so g-y man…

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[Intro: J Pee] J Pee baby, yup, yup Yeah, you know what it is Check this sh** out man Check it out, Check it out Check it out, yeah [Verse 1: J Pee] Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot (Home Depot) Buyin' screws and nails, manly sh** you know?

I'm gay (I'm gay) I'm hella gay I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday And normal self expression doesn't suit me either That's why my degree is in musical theater I'm so gay man...